There's a first time for everything...

So, this is the first post for The Daily Quirk... Interestingly enough, I woke up this morning to find this little treasure hiding in an email from etsy.com. It personifies greatness.


Unfortunately, this little gem is out of stock. Not to worry though, there's eleven other bearded hats to choose from. You can even coordinate your real beard color to your desired crocheted beard color. Genius. 




$48.00-$46.00; made by taraduff. 
http://www.etsy.com/shop/taraduff?section_id=6307941


I have to say, I am infinitely jealous. Living in the tundra known as Akron, Ohio, this would come in such handy. I'm pretty sure that even as a female, this hat-beard is a necessity.


Moving on, Fred Flare has just added a slew of hilariously necessary books to its inventory.

For instance, 'Look! It's Jesus,' and 'Let's Paint the '90s!' look like winners.

'Look! It's Jesus,' $13.95: 
http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=5727&style=N/A

& 'Let's Paint the '90s!,' $13.95: 
http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=2267&cat=244

"Let's paint Vanilla Ice AND Dennis Rodman!"

This fabulous item is also now for sale.  

How absolutely incredible. I'm officially at a loss for words.

'Penis Pasta,' $10.00: 

http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=5763&style=N/A#

Clothing wise, I am currently obsessed with these three gorgeous dresses. 

The first, with a classic silhouette and ballsy back detail: 

'Take the Plunge Dress in Black,' $33.00: 

http://www.lulus.com/products/take-the-plunge-dress-in-black/23359.html

The second with a sweetheart neckline and awesome stud detailing:

'The Best Revenge Dress in Black,' $49.00: 

http://www.lulus.com/products/best-revenge-dress-in-black/23351.html

And Finally, a sweet floral mini:

'You Were Mint For Me Dress,' $49.99:

http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Dresses/You+Were+Mint+for+Me+Dress

I suppose that's enough for today. Hopefully, there will be more tomorrow. While you wait, check out Cracked.com, they have lists upon lists of unusual stuff. It's a weirdo's paradise and one of my favorite sites.